Now, before you go and say what the hell, that line is in fact the opening line of the short story ‘Zombie Gigolo’ by SG Browne.
Originally written for and performed at the Gross Out Contest at the 2008 World Horror Convention, the story was then published in the zombie anthology The Living Dead 2.
Browne actually takes the more disgusting elements of his novel Breathers, adding a little more, and you have basically got two zombies having sex. No, you’re not wrong, you read that right. It’s fast paced and gloriously description in its disgusting nature. You’ll then get to the point where you ask yourself why you’re enjoying story; and that’s an answer nobody wants to hear.